Beyond Roll
Choke Me? Impossible! - Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu T-shirt
Choke Me? Impossible! - Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu T-shirt
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This clever and humorous design features a determined turtle in a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gi, proudly wearing a black belt. The playful slogan, "Choke Me? Impossible!" plays on the turtle's unique anatomical trait—its lack of a visible neck, making it impossible to choke, just like a skilled BJJ practitioner who knows how to defend their neck during sparring or competition.
Product Details:
Material:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (for White, Silver, Black, Navy, and True Royal).
- Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2).
Features:
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Side-seamed for durability and shape retention.
Represent your BJJ passion with style and comfort—this shirt is as versatile as the techniques it features!


